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Selected Adventures
Hypodermic Needle
Ben Lomond Peak
Selkirk Mountains

Food for Thought
"All observations are bad, but some are useful" - Unknown

"Performing a map analysis is not about drawing lines on a map - it is about feeling the weather in your veins" - Unknown

"The principal task of any meteorological institution of education and research must be to bridge the gap between the mathematician and the practical man, that is to make the weather man realize the value of a modest theoretical education and to induce the theoretical man to take an occasional glance at the weather map" - C. G. Rossby

"Did you ever wonder what would happen if it started snowing and never stopped?" - Steve Casimiro

"Nobody knows quite how destructive human beings are, but it is a fact that over the last fifty thousand years or so wherever we have gone animals have tended to vanish, in often astonishingly large numbers." - Bill Bryson

"If you were designing an organism to look after life in our lonely cosmos, to monitor where it is going and keep a record of where it has been, you wouldn't choose human beings for the job." - Bill Bryson

"I am pessimistic about the human race because it is too ingenious for its own good. Our approach to nature is to beat it into submission. We would stand a better change of survival if we accommodated ourselves to this planet and viewed it appreciatively instead of skeptically and dictatorially." - E.B. White

"It is of interest to note that while some dolphins are reported to have learned English -- up to fifty words used in correct context -- no human being has been reported to have learned dolphinese" - Carl Sagan

"Take away wilderness and you take away the opportunity to be American." - Roderick Nash

"Something will have gone out of us as a people if we ever let the remaining wilderness be destroyed." - Wallace Stegner

"The idea of wilderness needs no defense, it only needs defenders." - Edward Abbey

"Aridity, more than anything else, gives the western landscape its character" - Wallace Stegner

"Alaska is our biggest, buggiest, boggiest state. Texas remains our largest unfrozen state. But mountainous Utah, if ironed out flat, would take up more space on a map than either." - Edward Abbey

"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics" - Leonard Courney (not Mark Twain)

"The best test of (statistical) significance is seeing it with your eyes." - John Horel

"A pessimist is simply an optimist in full possession of the facts." - Edward Abbey

"Art, science, philosophy, religion -- each offers at best only a crude simplification of actual living experience." - Edward Abbey

"True research is like fumbling in the dark for the right switches. Once you've turned the light on, everyone can see." - Unknown

"There is only one thing even more vital to science than intelligent methods; and that is, the sincere desire to find out the truth, whatever it may be." - Charles Sanders Pierce

"Science is always wrong. It never solves a problem without creating ten more." - George Bernard Shaw

"A computer lets you make mistakes faster than any other invention, with the possible exception of handguns and tequila." - D. W. McArthur

"Unix was not designed to stop people from doing stupid things because that would also stop them from doing clever things." - Doug Gwyn

"There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence" - Unknown

"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates

"I think there is a world market for maybe five computers." - Thomas Watson, IBM Chairman, 1943

"Rock 'n' roll, man, it changed my life. It was like The Voice of America, the real America coming into your home. It was the liberating thing, the out. Once I found the guitar, I had the key to the highway." - Bruce Springsteen

"We learned more from a three minute record baby than we ever learned in school." - Bruce Springsteen

"Most of my life I've been skiing. The rest I've just wasted." - JS

Jim Steenburgh
Associate Professor and Chair
Department of Meteorology
University of Utah
819 WBB/(801) 585-9482
jimsteen@met.utah.edu
Research and Teaching Interests
    Mountain weather and climate including orographic precipitation, orographically modified cyclone evolution, thermally driven flows, lake-effect snowstorms, and weather prediction over complex terrain.
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